YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING...

WHAT MAKES YOU NOT SUCK?!

"My mom says we're the best!" On a serious note, the video below has a full rundown of the program, expectations, speed to implementation, and everything you get as a part of our rebellious little band of gym owners & fit pros. Please watch on 1.5 or 2x speed. It's an extensive video, but we want to make sure we cover everything you need to know before you waste your time on another high pressure, all bark, no bite call like you've had with every other "goo-roo"/agency/program you've dealt with over the years. If you're hellbent on booking just scroll past the vid and you'll have the opportunity to get the details after you've booked up. Talk soon!

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BOOK YOUR SUPER DUPER HIGH PRESSURE GET-TO-KNOW-YA CALL BELOW

Super Duper High Pressure Get-to-Know-Ya Call

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The most refreshingly no-pressure call you'll ever have about your business... seriously. We practice a little-known marketing trick called "actually help first" and only offer about 40% of the gyms who talk to us to work with us (that said, we try to make it the most valuable call possible for 100% of the folks who book).

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PEOPLE LIE...

NUMBERS DON'T.

1400%

CLIENTS STAY WITH US 1400% LONGER THAN OTHER PROGRAMS

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THE AVERAGE AGENCY GETS FIRED IN UNDER 3 MONTHS...

As of the publishing of this page, our average clients stay with us for 40-42 months (even with an open-door policy to leave whenever they want)...

100%

TRANSPARENCY

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TRANSPARENCY & NO HIDDEN FEES

You pay for your ad spend (we don't hide your ads to keep your data from ya like the other guys) and your usage of our phone system (optional and we make precisely zero dollars from it - only pay for what you use). No upcharges for automation software, ad platforms, tech help, etc. etc. etc.

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RIDICULOUS "SET-UP" AND "ONBOARDING" FEES

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ONE STUPID-FAIR FLAT RATE, PERIOD.

We're in this for the long haul, so assuming we're a fit (and there's no wait list) you'll be offered a more-than-fair monthly rate and can cancel anytime. (We're not in the "grab your 5k setup fee b/c we know you're leaving when you figure out how much we suck" game)

OUR CLIENTS DON'T HATE US

OUR CLIENTS DON'T HATE US

WARNING: your results are absolutely dependent on your effort, your talent, your market, your team, the moon's gravitational pull, etc.

We try to be really stinkin' perfect at what we do (we're not). That said, we lost only 2% of our clients last year (agencies BRAG about "only" losing 15%...) of that 2%, we gently, lovingly, but firmly fired half...

Client Retention

98%

Client Retention (excluding clients we fired)

99%

From being taken advantage of... Biz slipping through his fingers post C-word to breaking 20K & 100 members on their first ad [seriously crazy story] "Before you give up, give these a try"

"This is a biased as **** review"

"G.R. and his team saved my life!" Added $20k in RECURRING revenue to his studio in 60 days of working with us!

"Our biggest mistake was not hiring you guys sooner!"

From $12k/m and doing everything himself to making $65k/m with more free time than ever [check the screenshots he's at 71k+ now]

Uh oh we've got a cryer (we love you, Jill ;) she's now opening her second location and doing better than ever, but to save her from the tears we haven't collected another vid yet :D

WARNING: working with us may cause grown men to threaten to kiss other grown men on the mouth!

More leads in a month than he did for a year working with another agency!

Multi-million dollar gym owner f***ing loves us as an "extension of their team"

A LITTLE FEEDBACK ON OUR RETREATS

MORE FUN STUFF

Paid off two credit cards and making moves!

Ryan had his best acquisition month during the month his old coach said was the "death month"

Mike hit his first $50k month

Added $200k/year to an already established biz

Donald wasn't used to lead flow like ours ;)

BOOK YOUR SUPER DUPER HIGH PRESSURE GET-TO-KNOW-YA CALL BELOW

Super Duper High Pressure Get-to-Know-Ya Call

45 Mins
The most refreshingly no-pressure call you'll ever have about your business... seriously. We practice a little-known marketing trick called "actually help first" and only offer about 40% of the gyms who talk to us to work with us (that said, we try to make it the most valuable call possible for 100% of the folks who book).

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STILL NOT SURE ABOUT US?

Cold feet? Been burned before? I get it! Good news is there's a free Facebook Group where you can grab unmoderated reviews about us (and other agencies/coaches/programs) etc. where we (the agency/program owners) can't see/participate or even join the group. Just search Facebook for "Fitpro Mentorship Review" and you can get unbiased, unmoderated reviews (good and bad) about us (search "G.R. Hoff" once you're in the group to see what folks say about us) or any other programs you might be considering.

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